emiliexmeowatt:

camom18:

Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life

I’m 120% serious when I say Melissa and Ben honestly give me so much joy. I would probably say I’m more of a fan of their relationship than I am of Melissa herself (and I’m a huge fucking fan of her).

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Timestamp: 1409389440
  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*

Little Groot dancing

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Timestamp: 1409388917

skypestripper:

when ur up too late and ur mom comes in ur roomimage

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driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

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Timestamp: 1409387442

somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

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